Saturday, November 3, 2012

Fifty Shades of Che. November 2012

che guevara by alberto korda

Well, I've 'downed tools' with the blog for the past few weeks since my father passed away. There's no easy way of getting around the death of a parent, so there was never going to be any enthusiasm for writing. What I have done though is put together an obituary, but I'm not too sure whether I want to post it just yet as I'd rather reflect on it a little more. Maybe I'll publish it in a month or so? Can an obituary be published a few months down the track? Is there a Statute of Limitations to obituaries?

Anyway, the down time has given me a chance to reflect on the blog as well. I've noticed it's been a little off the rails regarding what I've been writing about. The blog was never meant to be constant trip reports, which it's become lately and I think it's time to throw in a few other things. I mean, I'm well and truly overdue for a ramble and after a little break it feels like a good time to do one now. Rambling is my speciality, as it keeps me entertained and if I can't fire myself up, then what chance do I have of inspiring my readership?

Okay then, I've decided to throw together all of the little things, such as stupidity, books and other stuff which I've been neglecting to mention over the past few months, due to being tied up writing those infernal trip reports. As it's Spring then this logically should be called the inaugural;

Hiking Fiasco Special: Spring Cleaning Edition!!!!!  

So, I was sitting around the other day undertaking an in-depth analysis of Wikipedia. Do you realise that in the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon, the men's distance record was 2.5 metres? Interesting. I also checked out the famous photo of Che Guevara by Alberto Korda. You know, that one at the top of the page. Did you know it's the most reproduced photographic image ever? Imagery is powerful and I wonder about the lasting legacy of Che if that photo hadn't been taken? What gets me though, is that I have quite a few pictures where I've been photographed unknowingly with the same look as that iconic photo. Here's a shot of me heading to my mailbox.

Che Guevara

Do you see the similarity? I know what you're thinking though and it's a fair enough deduction. I'm actually more manly. Check out our beards. My flowing facial rug is way more intimidating than his feeble attempt. That's not all though, as I've found a few more.

Peek-a-boo Che 

Okay, I'll get back to them later, as I've got a few more things to cover in my Spring cleaning edition. Now, somehow I've wrangled from work, two months off together next year and I'm contemplating how to use that time wisely. I'm considering ONE ENORMOUS HIKE or two longish, but shorter walks. I'm not sure yet, but it'll probably be decided by my fitness level.

So, I've got to lift my game over the upcoming Summer and put some miles into my legs. It's time to wheel out the usual suspects of walking books and these are where my hikes will come from.

holding glenn tempest books
Glenn Tempest books

The three books above are available from Open Spaces Books (the Temple of Tempest, or TOT for short) . If you've followed the blog at all, you're wearily resigned to see me banging on about them, but there's a reason which I'll cover in a minute.

They've been my 'go to' books for walks and the first one I bought (Daywalks Around Melbourne) a few years back inspired me to attempt all 100 hikes in the book within a couple of years. This of course was insane. As it stands, I've done 32. Not exactly 100, but give me another decade and I might have them done.

The trouble is, Tempest keeps putting more books out. How can I do the 100 if I'm distracted by more walks?? Anyway, 'Daywalks Around Victoria' has been a winner and I've done a few from them. The latest is 'Melbourne's Western Gorges' which I've not even attempted yet. That was a gift from Glenn himself, which I very much appreciated, but I'll only tackle them once I do a few more from the other books. Well, that's as long as he stops writing, as apparently there's another one coming out soon with 'Victorian Goldfield's' walks as the theme. Bloody hell. I suppose it'll keep me busy.

Now, why do I keep returning to 'TOT's' books? My main reason is that they're easy to follow, the layout is nice, maps are clear and even better is the newer books have GPS routes for downloading from his website. What more can you want? Well, there's the odd error which has to happen at some stage, but even then they're not earth shattering. I mean, the other day I re-did the Mount Macedon circuit which is walk 50 in the 'Daywalks Around Melbourne' book. Glenn has it at 16.8 kms in length, but according to my GPS it's just under 20 kms on the two occasions I've walked it. As you can see, no big problem, but be expected to burn a few more calories if the distances are out a bit.

holding book bushwalks in the victorian alps by glenn van der knijff

Now, I also have 'Bushwalks in the Victorian Alps' by Glenn van der Knijff, but I can't say I've done very many out of that book. The walks all look good, but I do like to go for a walk that's not hours away by car to get to. Plus I don't have a 4WD, so some roads in that book I wouldn't trust with my low-slung Japanese car. Maybe over Summer I can get up into them thar hills?

holding book 150 walks in victoria by tyrone thomas and andrew close

If you're legally blind then you won't be able to see the title of the book above, which is '150 Walks in Victoria' by Tyrone Thomas and Andrew Close. Now, I was alluding earlier about why I stick to the Tempest books and one reason is the comparison to this 150 walks publication. It's full of good walks, but the layout doesn't really fire me up and the maps are frankly, kind of crap? I reckon the slabs of text should be broken up into a distance count at major interests of a particular walk. I think it would be far easier to follow, but one can't have it all I suppose. Now, what else?

holding book melbourne's best bush, bay and city walks by julie mundy

I picked up another one a month or so ago called 'Melbourne's Best Bush, Bay and City Walks' by Julie Mundy. She of course lives over at the blog, as well. It's a nicely put together book and although the walks are generally shorter, there are a few good ideas which I might explore over Summer. Even if I don't do many, it pays to support outdoor writers who focus locally on Melbourne and its surrounds. Okay, what's next?

holding book leopard in the sun by siegfried stander

What has the book above got to do with hiking? Well, none. I just happen to like the cover. You must be wondering what happened to the Che theme? Don't panic, he's back.

Che Presley

Now, what else is in this Spring cleaning? Okay, there's something I was meant to mention about a hundred years ago. Neil Fahey over at had invited some Australian outdoor bloggers to submit a short post about their favourite day walk. It sounded like a good idea, so I wrote an entry about a stroll to Bushrangers Bay. If you're bored one day I suggest you have a look and while you're at it check out the rest of his blog. Half the time blogging feels like one is talking to themselves, so any feedback is appreciated. Well, that's my experience anyway. Other bloggers who have actual lives may think differently.

What's this coming up? Is that a YouTube screenshot?

Yes, it is a YouTube shot, but no, I don't suddenly have a channel. AdventurePro Australia & New Zealand needed a photo of some chump's blisters for a training video they were doing and I was happy to oblige. I provided a picture of the blisters that I had on my first tilt at the Great South West Walk. If you watch the video titled 'How to prevent blisters by AdventurePro' , make sure to concentrate on not blinking, as you may miss my foot near the start. If you continue after that, then you'll see some intense footage of a bloke walking up a hill and then down it. I noticed the other day it had 57 views, so it's not far off 'Gangnam Style' which I've just noted has only 629,752,509 views.

How long is this post going to go on for? How does forever sound? I told you there's a lot I've put off for a while.

Now, who remembers this photo? It was on a post I did about a year ago...

man holding iPad at occupy melbourne

That picture was taken by Ben at Occupy Melbourne last year. I thought it was a pretty good photo showing a new slant of the protest. Well, lo and behold it suddenly popped up again on the document 'Occupy Policing: A Report into the Effects and Legality of the Eviction of Occupy Melbourne from the City Square on 21 October 2011'. Where has this picture ended up? Well, here's a screenshot from  page 58...

Ha! There it is. Mind you, on the bottom right is the Hiking Fiasco web address, so I guess one never knows where images from this blog may turn up!

I think we're well and truly overdue for a bit of Che.


Blogging can be a bit of a chore at times and it pays to be humble, but it's nice to hit a milestone now and again. Yes, after a couple of years I finally hit the 100,000 page views statistic. What that means I've no idea, but it sounds good considering my first month of blogging had exactly 24 page views. I took a screenshot of this moment and it took some constant perusing to make sure I captured it exactly with all the zeroes. There's some powerhouse blogs around that can get a million hits a year, but with the amount of crap I go on about I don't think I'll hit that lofty status. I can say though that I appreciate everyone who has visited and taken time to make a comment somewhere along the line. It does give some motivation to keep going! Thanks also for the many nice comments in my last post concerning my father.

Surely that's it? Almost, but a bit more Che?

The Motorcycle Diaries

Yeah okay, I'm done! That's it for this catch up post and it's actually been quite refreshing and a nice distraction with what's been going on lately. Nothing beats a bit of Che to get back into blogging. I guess you're dying for a bit more though? How about a final shot of a low flying UFO passing by during the photo shoot...?


  1. Sorry to hear that you Dad has passed away.

    Appreciate the rambling post, lots of good links for me to check out!

    1. Thanks Leah. Yes, this was a ramble and I think the blog has been overdue for one! Yeah, nothing beats a fistfull of links to try out :)

  2. Welcome back, Greg! And thanks for the pictoral-plug! I guess that means I have to send you a photo of my Che wall clock, does it? It's class. Though maybe not as ckassy as the Che-f shot! J.

    1. Hi Julie. Yes, I'm sort of back :) A Che wall clock? That sounds pretty crazy! Oh yeah, the Che-f was tricky as it was a bit windy!

  3. I like it when you ramble.... :-)

    1. Hi Tennille, well, I was overdue for a waffle! Don't worry, there'll be a few more of these posts coming up. It won't be just trip reports!

  4. You had me smiling again can pull the rug occasionally but catching up on all the great blogs is therapy for sure. I like the sound of one enormous hike...but the distance matters not. :-)

    1. Hi Darren. Yeah, I'm considering the 'long hike, but cover lots of ground quickly' or the 'shorter hike, take the same time, but really mellow out whilst doing so' style of hike. I'll see how I feel when the time gets closer!

  5. Keep on planning, dreaming and - ideally - walking, Greg. I envy the surplus of guidebooks at your disposal. It sure beats having to scratch my head and improvise every weekend!

    1. Hey Goat. There's always planning and I do plenty when I gaze out of the office window in the city, hoping I could sneak away for a year or so!

      Yeah, sorry about the books. I forgot you're using road maps to plan your hikes! We do have plenty of books down here and if I decided to stick to Victoria, I'll never get them all done. The State is full of walks!

  6. Sorry to hear about your father.

    Your posts do bring a smile to my face. Alsom I and another hiker plugged your blog at a market research session a few weeks back!

    Can I call you comrade now?

    1. Thanks Oanh! Yes, it hasn't been the best few weeks.

      Hey, thanks for plugging my blog! How did it go regarding the market research?! I might have to plug your blog if you can get your sewing skills onto my tent :)

  7. So sorry to hear of the loss of your father. I hope you feel better soon.

    I'm curious, though, how you managed to get the magic 100,000 screenshot - did you tell everyone to stop looking at your blog or something? I mean what would have happened if it had clicked over to 100001 before you got the shot???

    1. Hi Red, thanks for your condolences. Things won't be the same, but they're slowly getting better...

      Ah yes, the 100,000 screenshot? It was quite easy, as I don't get hundreds of hits a minute (unlike your blog!). I saw it getting close, refreshed the screen and there it was, so I took a quick screenshot. Done! Yeah, if it said 100,001, then I probably wouldn't have bothered :)